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… a blog about clothing for curves, bras for giant boobs (and tiny backs!), and escaping the scourge of the dreaded BoobLoaf and ButtChest.

Urkye Doesn’t Irk Me, Part Two: The Twister Top

Those of you who have been here since the beginning of the ol’ brog (what, three whole weeks ago? HA.) will remember that my first post featured a dress by Polish company Urkye, one of several retailers I have been or will be discussing here on the brog that feature sizing that specifically accommodates large busts and curvy shapes.  If you missed it, please check out my review of the Kieska dress for information on how their sizing works and the general loveliness of their brand.  Go ahead, I’ll wait here.

*twiddles thumbs*

*hums a merry tune*

*looks up hapilly*   Oh!  Hello!  You’ve returned – excellent.  Forging ahead, then…

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April 29, 2013
by MissShapen
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Not Quite: Pin Up Girl Clothing Colette Button Down Dress in Green Sateen

Recognize this picture? 
If you’ve liked me on Facebook, you should…
Ah, Spring.  The birds all a-twitter, the bees buzzing happily around the flowers just in bloom, the sunlight warming the skin of young and old… Too bad it’s almost over here in Las Vegas.  Summer is around the corner, and I’m already steeling myself in preparation for the skin-sizzling heat of the desert sun.  For at least another week or two, though, I am enjoying good weather and the bright, happy green of the plants that don’t grow naturally here but have been imported to make it seem like the Mojave desert is a viable place for human life.  Unnaturally placed or no, I sure do love verdant green.  It may even have edged out blue, the longstanding leader, for Miss Shapen’s Favorite Color.  That’s what first made Pin Up Girl Clothing’s Colette Button Down Dress in Green Sateen look so irresistible to me – the exquisite color.  And now I’m clinging to it because in my mind, it’s such a delightful spring look that maybe if I wear it enough it will stave off the horrors of the upcoming summer (oh hush – I never claimed to be rational all the time).  So despite significant fit issues, I am reluctant to speak the truth about this, which is that it just doesn’t quite work.

April 23, 2013
by MissShapen
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Not Quite

Hello darling readers!  It’s Sunday, and you know what THAT means.  Review time!  One of the things I have heard most often from readers is that they want me to include reviews of things that don’t fit so well along with the things that do.  For them, then here is a dress that almost works, but just doesn’t quite hit the mark.  I actually had planned on doing two reviews in one tonight, and I had already written them both when I discovered I didn’t get pictures of a crucial element of one of them.  So you know what that means… Bonus post tomorrow!  Be on the lookout.  :)

This first dress is by Pepperberry, the clothing division of England’s Bravissimo brand, a company that specializes in lingerie and clothing for women with large busts.  In the lingerie division (Bravissimo), they stock both their own branded lines and a variety from other companies: ***check on this***  Panache (Cleo and otherwise), Freya, etc.  In the clothing department, though, they exclusively carry Pepperberry items, which range from dresses for all occasions to suits, outerwear, adn accessories.  Pepperberry does graded sizing for levels of bustiness; in addition to a number for the standard UK size of the body of the item (8-16 ***check on this***), the clothing is listed as Curvy, Really Curvy, Super Curvy, and in an extremely limited number of styles, Really Super Curvy (listed as abbreviations: xC, xRC, xSC, xSDC).  Stretchier items like jersey knits often have combined sizes, such as xR/SC.  Unfortunately for me, the best fit I would get would almost certainly be in 8SDC, but I haven’t had a chance to try it, as none of the items they have offered in that size have been worth paying the international shipping and the relatively high cost (given the exchange rate from pounds to dollars).  I do like a number of Pepperberry items a great deal, though, so I either stick to stretchy things, which I would say are still a significant improvent over the fit of stretchy items from regular shops, or, if I truly love a fitted item (one coming up soon – I’m so excited about it!), I buy 10SC and have it taken in at the waist.  Obviously this latter option is far from ideal, but for really special pieces, it is worth it to me, especially as the alteration is significanly less arduous than it would be in something made without even an attempt to accommodate hourglass proportions.

This blue dress (apologies for the lack of name – I wasn’t aware that this dress is no longer made) was loaned to me by a friend of very similar shape, and I have to admit, I like it.  If I found it at a thrift shop or something, I would probably buy it.  Unfortunately, it’s just not quite a good enough fit to be worth ordering for me. 

As you can see in this first picture, it does have enough room for my bust, which is enough to make me like it some right off the bat.  I’m generally a fan of the wrap/crossed over bust look ****wording here***, and, while this is an item of debate in the curvy community, I appreciate a nice empire waist now and again  ***reference blog entries about this***.  Unfortunately, there’s something about the bust line right above the tie that just isn’t sitting correctly.  It almost makes me look droopy, which is not something that happens to me often.  In addition, while it isn’t clear in the picture, only ****measure**** inches of the tie at the waist are actually loose; beyond that , it is entirely sewn onto the dress. This means that you can’t tighten it to your actual underbust size unless you are very close in size to what the dress measures there.  My mutant ribcage really does not approve of this feature, which I assume was implemented to keep the smooth, flat look of the ribbon around the outer front and sides of the dress (which I concede is nice).  As we move on to the side view, those of you who have seen me in other entries will recognize that my underbust and waist size are simply not being highlighted fully, although the dress does fall flat(ish) from its somewhat nipped in position, which is good. 

The side view is where the real size issues become apparent.  First of all, I feel like it makes my boobs like somewhat smaller and wider, a lot like minimizer bras do (I despize minimizer bras, by the way; my boobs don’t belong in my armpits, thankyouverymuch).  It also flares slightly from the underbust down, which was enough to create a flattering silhouette from the front but doesn’t quite make it in the hip and thigh area from the side.  Anything other than standing completely straight-legged caused the dress to bunch a bit at the hip area, almost creasing as I moved my leg further out from my body (and not necessarily more than I would when, say, walking).  The stiffness of the fabric also caused the lower stomach area to pooch out a bit as a result of this same movement.  My own pooch does quite well on its own, and does not need help in achieving prominence.  Grrr. 

I actually quite like the view from the back, overall (the beauty of the sewn down band shows most clearly here), and if only people mostly viewed me from the back, this dress would be great.  You can see here too, though, the stiff fabric bunching a bit above my bum from my jutting my hip out a bit.  I can understand and even approve of a fitted dress like this being made out of fabric that holds its shape, but I think in this case either a fabric with slightly more give or a lightly increased flare would improve the fit of this dress.  Standing about looking pretty is all well and good, but most of us have to move now and again, even when wearing a dress in a lovely shade of blue. 

I wouldn’t say this dress is a complete loss, by any means; for someone with an inverted triangle shape, a smaller bust-to-waist differencial, or even someone wanting to keep things a little loose in the tummy for some reason, this might be a great choice.  The color is quite nice, and the overall shape and design are simple but pleasing.  I could see wearing this to a picnic or spring wedding, or even on a casual date, if it were just slightly better suited to my figure.  I will go ahead and say I downright recommend it if your shape differs from mine in one of the wayslisted above; the pretty color and style and good quality of the dress make it a solid choice to add to the warm-weather section of your closet, and if I had actually bought this, I would probably be keeping it myself, fit isues and all, is it is comfortable and I don’t feel like every dress I own needs to show my curves in all their glory.  Having borrowed it, though, I probably won’t be aquiring one of my own unless it pops up cheaply on eBay.  It’s not that it’s not nice.  It’s that other dresses are fabulous, and I’m saving myself for them.

April 23, 2013
by MissShapen
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BREAKING NEWS: Miss Shapen’s Sunday review is delayed by a day!

Photo by Geoff Carter

Howdy, chums.  So.  Bad news.  I’ve been out of town all week, and even though I actually managed to prepare most of tonight’s review while on the road, I can’t post it because I have discovered two things:

1) I don’t actually remember the name of the first dress I wanted to review, and as it is on loan, I really just need to find out what it is from the friend from whence it came. (Pepperberry something-er-other).

2) The other dress I wanted to review is missing a picture of an important detail.

So.  I have a photographer coming tomorrow for a shoot, and I will sneak in the missing photo.  I will also hopefully get the name of the other dress in the meantime.  So yes, it is sad that there is no real post tonight, but tomorrow there will be a double post!  Worth it, right?  RIGHT?

please say yes i am so afraid to disappoint you all
pleeeeeeeeease

April 22, 2013
by MissShapen
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A Sad Day.

My lovely readers… I have failed you.  It is Thursday, and I have no post.  My dog, Milo, can barely look at me… He is ashamed.  




 It’s not because I didn’t intend to update – I did, and I even began preparing a day in advance, which is a record for me.  No, the problem was that all the other busty bloggers out there are just too damn excellent.  I set out to write a post about my personal stance on how to go about finding your bra size, and the second half of the post was going to be a link roundup of the main posts on fitting from many different bra bloggers.  So yesterday I set out to go through the archives of the many blogs I follow (see the blog roll in the sidebar, although there are a bunch more to be added soon), thinking I would spend an hour or so and have all the links set, and then typing up my own thoughts would be a breeze, et voila!  Thursday blog post.  WRONG.  


These amazing women are so passionate, so prolific in their Bra Bloggery that I didn’t even get through half, and that includes the further research I did tonight. I would just post a few favorites and get on with it, but honestly?  You all deserve to see something from all of them.  The entire purpose of this blog is to help people with big breasts or outrageous curves or whatever fabulous body types they have (hint: all body types are fabulous!) achieve fit in clothing and lingerie that makes their bodies feel good and their brains feel good, too.  So why would I half-ass one of the most fundamental posts on the subject?  I wouldn’t.  The work continues, and sometime soon you will have a brand spanking new post on bra sizing.  And then after that there will be a post on different breast shapes, and what kinds of bras work for them… And then?  You tell me; what other fitting/shape/body issues would you be interested in reading about?

In the meantime, though, I want to highlight a few more things on ruching (the subject of the last post).  Firstly, in case you didn’t see the updated version of the previous post, I linked to one of the most beautiful wedding dresses I’ve ever seen, on the lovely Muscles and Curves in her post, Wedding Dresses for a Busty Hourglass Figure.

Isn’t it gorgeous? And isn’t she?
I also wanted to share the perspective of another great blogger with different fitting issues than my own, Sweets from Sweet Nothings.  Check out her blog to get a sense for her style and such, and then come back and read he4 thoughts here.  She says:  “Ruching can be a very flattering (read: totally hot) construction technique for some curvy figures, but I do think it comes down to personal preference, as well as other personal figure flattery priorities. I have a very tall and broad frame (I like to think of it as “grand,” the better to play into my delusions of grandeur), and I find that ruching can do one of two things. First, it can add volume and breadth to an already curvy and short-waisted frame, while I generally like to slim and elongate my torso, the better to match the slenderness and length of my arms and legs. Secondly, I know that my hips and rear are narrower in proportion to my bust, and a garment that is ruched down its full length can either droop or hang baggily over my hips or cling somewhat unforgivingly to my belly. My preferred silhouette is more fit-and-flare—something that is well-fitted through the torso and nipped at the waist, with more volume below the waist. For example, while this dress from Igigi looks unbelievably fierce on this particular model, it wouldn’t be a style I’d pick for myself—I’d gravitate towards the red Jenny dress from Trashy Diva instead. Curvy women should feel free to experiment and bend “rules” (ex. yes, we CAN wear high necklines and horizontal stripes, thank you very much), but we are also feel free to discard certain styles if they don’t care for them personally. Basically, rock on with your bad selves.”  I couldn’t agree more.  

Here are the two dresses she mentions, with the Trashy Diva Jenny dress that she prefers on the left and the Igigi dress on the right:


Images from:
http://www.igigi.com/plus-size-dresses/ambrosia-dress-in-royal.html

And while I showcased something more like the Igigi dress in my last post, I recently found this dress at Hemlock Vintage Clothing that I love so much I can barely stand it.  I really find all kinds of ruched dresses irresistible, and have yet to find one that doesn’t show off my curves in the best possible way.  This one, by the way, has been sold, which makes me die on the inside.  It fit measurements so close to my own!  And it’s so beautiful!  WHYYYYYYY?



Measurements listed as fitting a 39” bust and 29” waist… 
Why do you do this to me, world?

Okay, gentle readers, it is my time to fly into the night.  Or, you know, try to go to sleep for a few hours before I’m off to a soudcheck.  Same difference.  Thanks for stopping in, and I look forward to giving you the intended post soon, in all its link-replete glory.  


With affection, 
Miss Shapen





April 19, 2013
by MissShapen
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